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I can't believe that a party invite, multiple Grey Goose/cranberries and a sexy monkey created the picture above. I keep looking at the picture hoping that it will speak to me and say "da-da". His head is huge like mine and he has big lips like me, it's just so hard to believe in October he was resting in my scrotum and no he almost here. Looking at that picture I see more than a child who has yet to be born, I see my hopes my dreams my all basically. They say the love from a parent is unconditional and I can def feel where that comes from. I'm just so amped to be a dad and cant wait to have someone to beat 1 on 1 in basketball, play video games, first beating, first day of school all that good Jazz, so with that everybody meet my boy Jordan Jr...
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"first beating"? hahahhahahaa
I also look forward to beating my kid...with a tear in my eye. LOL
As a parent, the first beating is the best! It hurts but the feeling you get knowing you control someone's morality [or lack there of] and whatnot is overwhelming. Being a parent humbles you and gives you a new perspective on the word PRIORITIES. Welcome to parenthood my friend!
awwwwwwwwwwwww
Congrats
all the best...xx
"it's just so hard to believe in October he was resting in my scrotum and now he almost here."
LMAO! I wish you luck on your parenting!
lmao you're out of control with that scrotum statement! but yeah.. i wish you the best with the little one.
awwe...
CONGRATS!!!
congratulations... i am sure you will be a good parent..but beating your child is not the answer...trust time out and punishments work wayyy better
JORDAN JR ?? LOLENA JR !! LOL .. Hii BABY JORDANNN .. CANT WAIT TILL YOUR BORN .. ARE YOU AND LO HAVING A SHOWER ??? ...
IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU !!!!
aawww I still cant believe it either JO. When I first met you in coby, had someone old me you'd be having a baby in 3yrs I wouldve laughed at them. Cant wait. Dont 4get to send the invites fool lol
BEATINGS r effective & i love them.
that's why i'm such a GREAT child. a product of spankings.
congrats man!
Stef: Lol i know so soft right
Assertive: I dont know if i will tear...who I am kidding I def will
Ash Bunnie: LOL @ the first beating being the best.thanks for welcoming me to parent hood
Dazzle: thanks
Suprshaz: Thanks I know I'm going to need all of it
lalaliybean: LOL I kinda jacked it from dave chipelle ....SHHHH lol
Adwoa: Thank you so much
xxx: I hope I'm a good parent I will try my best to be
Shay: I would've called them a liar as well...I still cant believe it, trust me you will get an invite
Anger: Im a product of ABUSE, lol it was beating but felt more like abuse and i turned out great
First beating?
Im glad you aint my daddy!! Lol
I dont think i'll have to beat my kids, after the first time i whip their ass, all im gonna have to do is give them that look.
Im my little brother and sisters 'mom'.
I help my grandmother raise them. I dont have to beat them, they know what that look means.
Congratulations on the new baby!
Congrats on the mini you, Jordan! You're embarking on the world's most important job. Do your best :-D
superwoman: Nah a beating will def be necessary
Luvvie: Thank you so much I will definitely try my best.
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