Thursday, February 12, 2009

God Take me NOW!!!















No your eyes are not deceiving you that is a big piece of tissue hanging from my nostril, if your as lazy as me then your probably getting tired of blowing your nose every 30 seconds and just put it there to temporarily stop the "Pain". I haven't been this sick in years and it really sucks, I like to think of myself as a somewhat invincible character, Wearing no hat, heading outside right after showers, going on my terrace with a wife beater and showing no signs of defeat until last night when I realized my super powers have been revoked because I'm feeling very mortal right now, actually less than mortal.

I think the whole experience of being sick is not as bad as everyone becoming a MD overnight giving you advice on what will make YOU feel better. So far I've gotten about 30 different combinations on what will cure me. I'm trying to take heed to all the advice but I have a feeling I'm soon going to explode on someone and then crawl back under my covers and cry.

I hope I can shake this cold/fever whatever the hell it is soon I would hate to be trapped inside this weekend and be stricken to the bed. I do know three things for sure whenever I regain my Immortal status that I will no longer be giving handshakes, I shall proceed to Lysol every object I encounter in my daily routine and shall wear a face mask similar to Micheal Jackson or carpenters, Next year Robitussin, thera flu or Dayquil will be receiving none of my funds.

9 comments:

Miss.Stefanie said...

Feel better hun!!Drin O.J and steam your face

ATiA R0SS said...

i H0PE U FEEL BETTER BABES...I JUST G0T OVER MY FLU,GET S0ME REST!!

CANNED extravagance said...

I FEEL YOU ON THE tissue thing.
people look at me like i have a third eye when i stick tissue in my NOSE. IT HELPS ME AT NITE THOUGH...
hopefully, you feel better.

Luvvie (aka Queen IG) said...

LOL not to laugh at you but kinda, but "God take me NOW" just bout killt me. I thought u had the Ebola or something. Dudes KNOW they become paraplegic when they get colds but would play football w/ a broken arm and a ruptured spleen.

With that being said, the tissue in nose for minutes is def the business otherwise you will blow ur nose raw. Anywho, feel better!

Revee said...

LOL LOL
Love the pic.. Don't get mad coz I'm laffin but its jus so funny && so cute... Thanx 4 hittin up my blog though.. && hope u get better..
:)

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

I'm in your situation right now! lol I've been rubbing vix...vix? vix vapor rub under my nose/throat/chest every few hours! lol

feel better soon!

kmx. said...

Something is going around this year, man I was some type of DEATHLY ILL earlier in the year...nah I'm exaggerating, but I felt like dying. It was terrible. ODing on Nyquil pretty much did the trick for me.

Feel better!! =]
Oh and the tissue, hell yeah. That's also good too because after blowing w/ a mixture of rubbing and stuff it makes your nostrils and the area around them all raw...and it HURTS! Then scabs. well, mine does.

JOFre$h said...

Thanks everybody for the well wishing.

Theraflu and unlimited amount of tissue was the cure to my immortal status. Pics of me in my cape coming soon.

Kofi Bofah said...

Everybody has to take a fall at some time.

That is what makes us human...