Man on the Moon....

Ask people who am I? You will generally get two different responses, "J.O that's my dude, mad cool, I F's with him" or " F that N-word". It's very simple I'm a jerk. I'm the coolest person in the world, or at least I think, I don't mean cool like my Nike's are cleaner and my jeans have better stitching than yours, I mean cool like I'm friendly, Personable, easy to talk to, Understanding and can give you a great intellectual perspective. However at the same time I'm also very debatable, non-spontaneous, Sarcastic, and sometimes too witty for my own good. I'm the guy who will ask you why 5 or 6 times just to irritate you and see you get mad, or the person who will slow down my walking speed in a crowded environment just to see the anger. I generally do this because people take life way too serious and usually seem like they have sticks up their butt. I usually feel like I'm sometime to weird for my own good. I usually sleep all day and stay up to the wee hours of the morning, walk out quoting random lyrics and scenes from movies to describe how I feel, I also laugh a lot which can make someone upset. The most important thing I can say is I try to almost never comply to the norm, I never follow fads, I talk with my own lingo, Almost always go against the grain why? Because I always feel like I'm the man on the moon.