Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Pursuit of Happiness : Female Edition

What do woman really want? What keeps a woman Happy? Will a woman ever be completely satisfied? What are the steps in order to keep a woman happy?

Those are all questions men have asked them selves since the dawn of time, when we put the lego's down and took and interest in the opposite sex. As a teenager I figured when I hit adult hood woman would be easier to understand, boy was I wrong!

My boy Webb and I had our weekly "Man" conversation, where we touch on Sports, Financial issues, politics and of course our belly's. So we each came to the conclusion that there is no pleasing the female species, No matter how well they are treated and how much you do there is no middle ground for happiness. Myself I just gave up trying to understand my belly I understand she is going to be her no what and something in life cannot be understood and she is one of them.


It seems like there are men all over the country trying to figure it out WHAT IS EXACTLY woman need to stop complaining, worrying and just be HAPPY!

12 comments:

Miss.Stefanie said...

FIRST OF: There is NO Scientific answer to your question(s)

Women's needs vary. Women's wants vary. You can have 5,000 women in a room and ask them what they want...every woman will tell you something different. We just need a good man to treat us right, respect us, and be HONEST....

Read the blog......


http://curvaceouscuban.blogspot.com/2009/01/that-type.html

Webb-the-man said...

When a woman is ready to be happy she will be, and when she is on a rampage there is NOTHING you can do to stop it. As men all we can do is ride the wave. The hormones drive them crazy and once men stop trying to understand a woman thinks they won half of the battle.

Kofi Bofah said...

Don't even try to figure it out.

A said...

I agree with stef whole heartedly my dude and your belly...what?! lol

100K said...

Dont even try to understand.

BTW shorty texted me...i deleted her then ignored her.

Christina said...

Are you trying to say men are 100% satisfied? Men are just as hard to understand!

Agreed with Webb minus the "hormones drive them crazy part." LOL

Another question- Why is it that when a woman is angry, guys ask if she is on her period? We have emotions and I don't think we are only allowed to let them out when "our friend" has visited!
Give us a damn break!

JOFre$h said...

lol a belly = your baby mama sorry for the confusion

adwoa not saying men are happier, but we are certainly easier to please

Ky :) said...

i agree with miss stef but a man is just as hard to pleasewell the men ive dealt with....

Tashur Raquel said...

lmao @ kofi
I agree, dont even try to figure it out.

V. said...

Men are not easier to please..

I think this because SO many men will just bang a broad, but when it comes to actually "wifing" a girl, what your species wants is undefinable! I don't/can't understand that. But with that said, I can't say women are that much different. So..it's a draw.

Anonymous said...

i will say for the MOST PART, THE BASIC WOMAN NEED IS...drum roll plz...ATTENTION.
men's primal need according to TARIQ NASHEED is to have an orgasm.
so as a woman, i speak for myself as i do for my woman friends when i say that a lot of us are all too content with spending time with our significant other.
BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST MY FRIENDS. we're not materialistic as WE'RE OFTENTIMES THE ONES DISHING OUT THE MONEY (STUPID I KNOW).
otherwise, i wouldn't know.

JOFre$h said...

Vibrant: I'm going to definitely go out on a limb and say that men are easier to please. We dont require much just some silence, Attention, Sports, Sexual healing and thats it

Chae: I think you can give a woman attention for 23 hrs and 59 mins and she will complain about not getting that other minute.